4 July 2010

Mirror, mirror...

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of them all? Is it Giselle? Heidi? Adriana? Monica or Sharon? Who? Who? How do you tell oh wise mirror?

The mirror that was in evil stepmother’s possession must have in fact been a sociologist. A one with a very good knowledge of theories of taste and socio – economical conditions in the kingdom. Because, it is in fact possible to scientifically say what is and what isn’t beautiful. Biology aside, as social conditions change, so does the perception of aesthetics. But not to go into theories of taste, because it would take too much time, think where did you first hear about magical mirror (aka sociologist in disguise)? In a fairy tale. You see, now this may come as a surprise to some of you (I recommend models to skip this entire chapter), but fairy tales are not true.

Just like images in the mirror. What you see when you look into a mirror is a combination of fears and desires implanted right under your skin by media and commercials.

Isn’t your nose too big? Your eyes are too much apart? Your skin has lost that beautiful healthy glow? Wrinkles around your eyes are starting to show despite all the time and money invested in beauty products? Face lifts last for only so long, and they can not really hide the truth. The neck and the hands are real tale tellers. Year after year you are losing the battle with gravity… You’re stretching and pumping and lifting, but the time shows no mercy. Is that what you see? Did they get to you?

How far would you go to stay younger and more beautiful? It is important in life, beauty and youth. Let's put aside lies we tell ourselves about inner beauty, I usually like to say - it's not that beauty makes me especially interesting, but it does help people to get interested in my personality. It is a statistical fact that beautiful (symmetrical) people get more and better opportunities in life. It doesn't apply to every single person of course, but it does to majority. What do you think why did I develop such an awesome personality and charisma? I'm butt ugly!

So what is your youth drug of choice? Supplements? Cosmetics? Botox? Plastic surgery? Aborted fetuses perhaps? Because you see, in China, apparently they eat aborted human fetuses. I'm dead serious. Now, I'm not very picky when it comes to food, I always say "if it had a mom I will eat it", and somehow, deep inside, I always knew that statement will one day come back and punch me in the face. I would not eat an aborted human fetus or any other kind of fetus or anything human, despite it having a mom.

And they don't eat them because they are a gourmet specialty, they eat them because they believe it keeps them younger. Yes, they do. Hospitals collect aborted fetuses and sell them or give them away. They say it is best to make a soup. If you don’t believe me, you should know that there is a law in china which forbids the eating of human fetuses. There is no such law in my country, and you know why? Because no one was ever sick enough to even think of eating a human fetus. I am sure that people do many other sick things in my country though.

Sometimes I am under impression that I am very naive, because no matter what I see and hear, what I learn, it always surprises me when I see how far people are going only to satisfy their vanity. Someone needs therapy. Lots of therapy.

If you take a moment and think, Dorian Gray didn't end so well, despite his glorious beauty, superficiality and stupidity. "Your mysterious young friend, whose name you have never told me, but whose picture really fascinates me, never thinks. I feel quite sure of that. He is some brainless, beautiful creature, who should be always here in winter when we have no flowers to look at, and always here in summer when we want something to chill our intelligence". How lovely, and it proves I'm not the first one who noted the obvious connection between beauty and sketchiness.

Physical beauty is most often wasted on the young and dumb. If you don't like what you see in the mirror, perhaps you should simply stop looking in the mirror?

1 comment:

  1. My secret to looking young is that I said I was 21 when I was 13 and I'm sticking to it till I'm 6ft under!!! ;o) No, seriously, I think the secret is to be happy, moisterize and get botox early on to scare them wrinkles away before they take permanent residence ;o)